The Awful Truth 3/6...

[kris]

Ted Casablanca

Gossip Guru and Writer of the Awful Truth (http://www.eonline.com/gossip/awful/)
Mar 6, 2007
The Bad-Boys Club!

Time to put on those thinking caps and ponder what par-tick activity Derek Jeter and John Mayer have a penchant for doing in their downtime. Plus, brace yourselves, babydolls, 'cause my all-too acrimonious answers to your burning Q’s are piping hot and ready to read!

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20070305/102.mayer.jeter.030507.jpg Sharing Is Caring!

Before we hit the mouthy mailbag, I've got a little guessing game for you all to play. I've recently found out that John Mayer, soulful musician and current man-candy to Jessica Simpson (http://www.eonline.com/celebrities/profile/index.jsp?uuid=cd47c6ae-4601-414b-8009-9179355fdea4), has something in common with Derek Jeter, Yankees baseballer who was once linked to Vanessa Minnillo. And no, this common interest has nothing to do with dating Nick Lachey (http://www.eonline.com/celebrities/profile/index.jsp?uuid=7889aa96-7f84-4d16-b730-2711037e2b8a)'s gals. (Or maybe it does, a little bit, come to think of it?)

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20060929/102.lachey.nick.092806.jpgIt also isn't the geographic factoid that they both reside in InWhySee and are known to be friendly with fans. This info, which I've surreptitiously come across, involving both slightly doable dudes, has more to do with something they both prefer doing behind closed doors.
(And I don't mean other men, you pesky E! legal eagles.)
Now, I know you readers are just dripping with anticipation for the answer, so send me your best guesses, already! Along with a dry towel, please.
http://www.eonline.com/gossip/awful/index.jsp?uuid=5d6883ee-36dc-4d1c-809d-a9f3ed042f9a&page=1

[blackjack]

Too funny! I wonder what it is?:suspicious:

[kris]

Too funny! I wonder what it is?:suspicious:


I know. Go read the comments..Golden showers????

[kris]

Just a little update...

Dear Ted:
On the comment (http://www.eonline.com/gossip/awful/?uuid=5d6883ee-36dc-4d1c-809d-a9f3ed042f9a) about John Mayer and Derek Jeter, does the extra little activity they both like to partake in have to do with the wacky tobaccy?
Heather
Lincoln, Nebraska

Dear Stoned 'n' Stuff:
Think more X-rated, my dear. Much
http://www.eonline.com/gossip/awful/index.jsp
Dear Ted:
I think John Mayer and Derek Jeter are both into autoerotic asphyxiation. Mayer seems like he could be a total freak behind closed doors. If this is incorrect, is what they're doing less freakish or more freakish than AA?
Lynn
Milford, Connecticut

Dear Horny Housewife:
And you’re from Connecticut, ya say? The only thing I can tell you is that what these two are into is a pretty common act between the sheets—not what you’re implying (especially in the Constitution State!)
http://www.eonline.com/gossip/awful/index.jsp?uuid=47a83b80-187f-41fb-9e2b-44d6325b06a7&page=3

[nickfan9]

They pee on their girls after doing the deed. "Golden Shower" as it's called. This has been floating around about John Mayer on other MB's. NASTY!

[kris]

They pee on their girls after doing the deed. "Golden Shower" as it's called. This has been floating around about John Mayer on other MB's. NASTY!


I know, there was a comment left on that site, that said that. That is some gross ****.

[liliz]

Ok that is too gross. Yuk!!! I'm outa here.