StargateGirl
07-14-04, 08:42 AM
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'Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica'
2 hours, 36 minutes ago
What happened last week?
Jessica heads to Texas to headline a USO show with Wayne Newton (news) and Lynyrd Skynyrd, while Nick stays home and goes fishing. Upon her return, Jessica and eternal houseguest Cacee decide to undergo LASIK eye surgery. The procedures go without a hitch and prompt Jessica to declare, "God, it would suck to be blind."
Worst behavior
At the USO event, Jessica and her mother complain about the lack of food backstage. The camera lingers on three lonely water bottles in the corner.
Snarkiest comment
Nick rolls his eyes in astonishment as Cacee struggles to articulate her feelings about eye surgery. "It's, like, your eyeball, you know?" she says.
What were they thinking?
"Lynyrd Skynyrd is just one guy, right?" Jessica asks her mother before the concert. Her mother clarifies Skynyrd is a band; later, Mom adds that actor Gary Sinese "has legs," unlike his character in Forrest Gump.
Best decision
"I don't think we should lay out today," Cacee tells Jessica on the way home from eye surgery. Good idea.
June 30
What happened last week?
Between Cacee's visit and the unrelenting paparazzi, it's getting harder for Nick and Jessica to find a private moment. They decide to relax by renting a house in Palm Springs - with Jessica's big, happy family.
Worst behavior
Jessica's father accidentally walks in on the women of the house sunbathing by the pool - topless.
Snarkiest comment
"Let's go christen our room," Nick says, upon arriving at the vacation home. Jessica rolls her eyes.
What were they thinking?
During an otherwise pleasant dinner at PF Chang's, Nick, Jessica and Cacee debate whether there's anything wrong with working at Hooters. Nick says no, while Jess says she'd rather "date a rich guy" if she needed cash.
Best decision
One prank call too many forces Jess to change her number. Unfortunately, the paparazzi spy on her trip to the T-Mobile store.
June 23
What happened?
Cacee Cobb is still living rent-free at the Lachey-Simpson household. This week, she makes herself useful by popping Jessica's blisters, driving her to a movie audition and lounging by the pool. Meanwhile, Nick still thinks Cacee needs to find an apartment and start a life of her own.
Worst behavior
Cacee tells her hosts she can hear their intimate moments through the bedroom walls.
Snarkiest comment
Jessica and Cacee beg Nick to call for movie listings, but he refuses - and points out the newspaper is a few feet away. "What in the world are you guys doing that's keeping you from looking up a frickin' movie time?"
What were they thinking?
Jessica and Cacee spend several minutes debating what it means to "hit a double" in baseball. They never figure it out.
Best decision
Near the end of the episode, Nick 'n' Jess decide to go to dinner - and, for once, leave Cacee at home.
June 16
What happened last week?
In the third season opener, we meet Cacee, a curly-haired Texas transplant who's living with Nick 'n' Jess until she finds an L.A. apartment. Old pal Jessica seems delighted by the arrangement, but Nick predicts Cacee will overstay her welcome. For the next half-hour, Cacee is never far from the couple (or the cameras), whether they're performing at a Houston rodeo, debating whether to fire the maid or discussing who's winning their March Madness (news - web sites) pool.
Worst behavior
Only a fool taunts Nick Lachey (news) after his beloved Cincinnati Bearcats lose a game. When Cacee dares to tease, Nick tells her to "Shut it!"
Snarkiest comment
"It's like having two Jessicas," Nick says about his ditzy houseguest. (Later, Cacee admits Nick sets her alarm clock every night, since she can't figure out how to use it.)
What were they thinking?
If you thought "platymapus" was bad, Jessica further botches the English language by calling a wallaby a "koalabee" and insisting a male ballerina is a "ballerino."
Best decision
Knowing how intense Nick becomes during basketball season, Jessica wisely opts to leave the house during a Bearcats game. Better yet, she returns with food for her husband.
'Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica'
2 hours, 36 minutes ago
What happened last week?
Jessica heads to Texas to headline a USO show with Wayne Newton (news) and Lynyrd Skynyrd, while Nick stays home and goes fishing. Upon her return, Jessica and eternal houseguest Cacee decide to undergo LASIK eye surgery. The procedures go without a hitch and prompt Jessica to declare, "God, it would suck to be blind."
Worst behavior
At the USO event, Jessica and her mother complain about the lack of food backstage. The camera lingers on three lonely water bottles in the corner.
Snarkiest comment
Nick rolls his eyes in astonishment as Cacee struggles to articulate her feelings about eye surgery. "It's, like, your eyeball, you know?" she says.
What were they thinking?
"Lynyrd Skynyrd is just one guy, right?" Jessica asks her mother before the concert. Her mother clarifies Skynyrd is a band; later, Mom adds that actor Gary Sinese "has legs," unlike his character in Forrest Gump.
Best decision
"I don't think we should lay out today," Cacee tells Jessica on the way home from eye surgery. Good idea.
June 30
What happened last week?
Between Cacee's visit and the unrelenting paparazzi, it's getting harder for Nick and Jessica to find a private moment. They decide to relax by renting a house in Palm Springs - with Jessica's big, happy family.
Worst behavior
Jessica's father accidentally walks in on the women of the house sunbathing by the pool - topless.
Snarkiest comment
"Let's go christen our room," Nick says, upon arriving at the vacation home. Jessica rolls her eyes.
What were they thinking?
During an otherwise pleasant dinner at PF Chang's, Nick, Jessica and Cacee debate whether there's anything wrong with working at Hooters. Nick says no, while Jess says she'd rather "date a rich guy" if she needed cash.
Best decision
One prank call too many forces Jess to change her number. Unfortunately, the paparazzi spy on her trip to the T-Mobile store.
June 23
What happened?
Cacee Cobb is still living rent-free at the Lachey-Simpson household. This week, she makes herself useful by popping Jessica's blisters, driving her to a movie audition and lounging by the pool. Meanwhile, Nick still thinks Cacee needs to find an apartment and start a life of her own.
Worst behavior
Cacee tells her hosts she can hear their intimate moments through the bedroom walls.
Snarkiest comment
Jessica and Cacee beg Nick to call for movie listings, but he refuses - and points out the newspaper is a few feet away. "What in the world are you guys doing that's keeping you from looking up a frickin' movie time?"
What were they thinking?
Jessica and Cacee spend several minutes debating what it means to "hit a double" in baseball. They never figure it out.
Best decision
Near the end of the episode, Nick 'n' Jess decide to go to dinner - and, for once, leave Cacee at home.
June 16
What happened last week?
In the third season opener, we meet Cacee, a curly-haired Texas transplant who's living with Nick 'n' Jess until she finds an L.A. apartment. Old pal Jessica seems delighted by the arrangement, but Nick predicts Cacee will overstay her welcome. For the next half-hour, Cacee is never far from the couple (or the cameras), whether they're performing at a Houston rodeo, debating whether to fire the maid or discussing who's winning their March Madness (news - web sites) pool.
Worst behavior
Only a fool taunts Nick Lachey (news) after his beloved Cincinnati Bearcats lose a game. When Cacee dares to tease, Nick tells her to "Shut it!"
Snarkiest comment
"It's like having two Jessicas," Nick says about his ditzy houseguest. (Later, Cacee admits Nick sets her alarm clock every night, since she can't figure out how to use it.)
What were they thinking?
If you thought "platymapus" was bad, Jessica further botches the English language by calling a wallaby a "koalabee" and insisting a male ballerina is a "ballerino."
Best decision
Knowing how intense Nick becomes during basketball season, Jessica wisely opts to leave the house during a Bearcats game. Better yet, she returns with food for her husband.