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12-29-06, 11:00 AM
Interesting what it says about Jessica!:nuts:
Jessica Simpson: Resolve to cut the apron strings.
You should have left the nest a long time ago. It won't be easy firing Daddy, but it will be a lot harder keeping your career afloat if you don't.
Talkin' About Resolutions: Do's and Don'ts in 2007
Tommy Lee recently told E! News that his New Year's resolution is to not make any resolutions. Hopefully, the rest of Hollywood isn't doing the same, because if there's ever a group of folks in need of turning over a new leaf, it's this bunch. And just in case some of our favorites have trouble coming to grips with what they should or shouldn't do in 2007, I'd like to suggest the following...
Britney Spears: Resolve to look through photo albums and watch some old footage of yourself.
Sorry, the "oops, I didn't wear underwear again" routine is old and tired. If you want that comeback, try your best to reinvent the pop princess we once loved and idolized.
Angelina Jolie: Resolve to shut up.
Okay, I have no problem with Angie talking about how she and Brad first hooked up and what a happy family they are in Vogue. But I do have a problem when she turns around and constantly whines about the press' intrusion on her private life. You can't have it both ways. The more you make your private life public, the less private it's gonna be. So, zip it, already.
Tara Reid: Resolve to hold it together.
I'm rooting for Tara. But I'm scared. She's probably going to be appearing on British television in Celebrity Big Brother. The last thing she needs is a camera on her 24/7. But if she insists on doing more reality TV, she needs to not party with her housemates.
Matthew McConaughey: Resolve to keep your shirt off.
In a town that obsesses over the female bosom, it's nice to see this usually shirtless Texan stud equalizing the sexes. Okay, not really. I just like looking at his bod.
You Know Who You Are: Resolve to chow down.
There are way too many starlets to list, but we know who needs to increase their carb intake come '07.
Katie Holmes: Resolve to get a job.
I don't care what people say, I think Holmes still has a career in this town. However, Katie, don't attempt to regain your acting cred by working with the hubby. Do it on your own.
Jennifer Hudson: Resolve not to become Jennifer Holiday.
With all due respect to the immensely talented and underappreciated Ms. Holiday, my favorite Dreamgirl needs to be very careful. Sure, I want to hear you sing "And I Am Telling You…," but that doesn't mean you need to belt it out at every gay-pride shindig that asks for ya. We'll still love ya even if you miss a parade or two.
Johnny Depp: Resolve to crack a smile.
Life is too good for Johnny to be scowling so much. We get it. You don't like all the attention. You don't like dressing up for awards shows. Sometimes it looks like you don't even like to shower. But come on, captain! It's time to jack it up in the happy department.
Stephen Colbert: Resolve to conquer more icons.
One of the highlights of television in 2006 was watching Colbert's utter befuddlement when Jane Fonda surprised him with a smacker on the lips during an appearance on his political laughfest. I want more Colbert kisses. Hey, could be a great way for Hillary Clinton to announce her bid for the White House.
Jessica Simpson: Resolve to cut the apron strings.
You should have left the nest a long time ago. It won't be easy firing Daddy, but it will be a lot harder keeping your career afloat if you don't.
Jennifer Lopez: Resolve to whoop it up.
Where, oh where, has my J.Lo gone? I miss you. I miss the scandals. Viva La Lopez in '07.
Daniel Craig: Please see Matthew McConaugheyentry.
http://www.eonline.com/gossip/planetgossip/blog/index.jsp?uuid=02ce9d5d-542a-43db-bb84-5bb35f9b1537&page=2
Jessica Simpson: Resolve to cut the apron strings.
You should have left the nest a long time ago. It won't be easy firing Daddy, but it will be a lot harder keeping your career afloat if you don't.
Talkin' About Resolutions: Do's and Don'ts in 2007
Tommy Lee recently told E! News that his New Year's resolution is to not make any resolutions. Hopefully, the rest of Hollywood isn't doing the same, because if there's ever a group of folks in need of turning over a new leaf, it's this bunch. And just in case some of our favorites have trouble coming to grips with what they should or shouldn't do in 2007, I'd like to suggest the following...
Britney Spears: Resolve to look through photo albums and watch some old footage of yourself.
Sorry, the "oops, I didn't wear underwear again" routine is old and tired. If you want that comeback, try your best to reinvent the pop princess we once loved and idolized.
Angelina Jolie: Resolve to shut up.
Okay, I have no problem with Angie talking about how she and Brad first hooked up and what a happy family they are in Vogue. But I do have a problem when she turns around and constantly whines about the press' intrusion on her private life. You can't have it both ways. The more you make your private life public, the less private it's gonna be. So, zip it, already.
Tara Reid: Resolve to hold it together.
I'm rooting for Tara. But I'm scared. She's probably going to be appearing on British television in Celebrity Big Brother. The last thing she needs is a camera on her 24/7. But if she insists on doing more reality TV, she needs to not party with her housemates.
Matthew McConaughey: Resolve to keep your shirt off.
In a town that obsesses over the female bosom, it's nice to see this usually shirtless Texan stud equalizing the sexes. Okay, not really. I just like looking at his bod.
You Know Who You Are: Resolve to chow down.
There are way too many starlets to list, but we know who needs to increase their carb intake come '07.
Katie Holmes: Resolve to get a job.
I don't care what people say, I think Holmes still has a career in this town. However, Katie, don't attempt to regain your acting cred by working with the hubby. Do it on your own.
Jennifer Hudson: Resolve not to become Jennifer Holiday.
With all due respect to the immensely talented and underappreciated Ms. Holiday, my favorite Dreamgirl needs to be very careful. Sure, I want to hear you sing "And I Am Telling You…," but that doesn't mean you need to belt it out at every gay-pride shindig that asks for ya. We'll still love ya even if you miss a parade or two.
Johnny Depp: Resolve to crack a smile.
Life is too good for Johnny to be scowling so much. We get it. You don't like all the attention. You don't like dressing up for awards shows. Sometimes it looks like you don't even like to shower. But come on, captain! It's time to jack it up in the happy department.
Stephen Colbert: Resolve to conquer more icons.
One of the highlights of television in 2006 was watching Colbert's utter befuddlement when Jane Fonda surprised him with a smacker on the lips during an appearance on his political laughfest. I want more Colbert kisses. Hey, could be a great way for Hillary Clinton to announce her bid for the White House.
Jessica Simpson: Resolve to cut the apron strings.
You should have left the nest a long time ago. It won't be easy firing Daddy, but it will be a lot harder keeping your career afloat if you don't.
Jennifer Lopez: Resolve to whoop it up.
Where, oh where, has my J.Lo gone? I miss you. I miss the scandals. Viva La Lopez in '07.
Daniel Craig: Please see Matthew McConaugheyentry.
http://www.eonline.com/gossip/planetgossip/blog/index.jsp?uuid=02ce9d5d-542a-43db-bb84-5bb35f9b1537&page=2