SpezialK
11-15-06, 03:54 PM
You know that there can't be an article about a "Simpson" that does not have Nick Lachey's name mentioned in it!:suspicious: LOL!:nuts: Or Vanessa's now I guess!
But let's get back to on-and-off couples on the carpet, shall we? Pete Wentz arrived, sans Ashlee, who came about 30 minutes later on the arm of Ken Paves. I asked P. whether he preferred his ladies dressed up or down.
http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20061031/102.wentz.pete2.103106.jpg "I like dressed down, like, 99 percent of the time," waxed Petey-poo. "So that the 1 percent [dressed up] is really insane. Also, I'm, like, five foot one, so when girls are wearing heels, they're, like, gigantic…but then it's just something to conquer, I guess."
Boyfriend, you, Tom Cruise and Kevin Connolly could start a support group for that, already! (Although Pete seems more at peace with his diminutive stature than T.C., among other things.)
I asked P.W. whether he looks for someone shorter than him when dating. "I look for someone I can share clothes with, to be honest with you," he replied with a straight, as it were, puss. "That's probably my number one goal. Not really undergarments...well, maybe, I don't really know."
You don't say? Tell us more, mister! "Definitely jeans. I wear, like, 27, 28." Manorexic, much? "Sometimes I'll wear 25s, but you can see the outline of each individual pubic hair in the 25s." Pete always gives these crazy candid sound bitesâ€â€until I ask about his love life, of course.
http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20061114/102.simpson.ashlee.111406.jpg "Are you sharing jeans with Ashlee Simpson?" I attempted once again.
"We would definitely share jeans…we're just buddies, though," he deflected, real downy stuff. "No jean swapping."
I call big-time bulls--t! 'Cause I saw Ash 'n' Pete canoodling and holding hands inside Area just nanoseconds after this exchange. Ash was also getting friendly with Linds. The gals posed for pics together and hung at the same table for a bit. Perhaps the two are joining forces to fight against Paris?
Noticeably absent from the mix: sister Jessica, who was expected but never showed. Maybe she was upset about Nick and Vanessa's joint B-day bash at Social that went down the night before?
http://www.eonline.com/gossip/awful/index.jsp?uuid=67b0ff5e-3f15-4672-a3d1-19bdf7963bce&page=1
But let's get back to on-and-off couples on the carpet, shall we? Pete Wentz arrived, sans Ashlee, who came about 30 minutes later on the arm of Ken Paves. I asked P. whether he preferred his ladies dressed up or down.
http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20061031/102.wentz.pete2.103106.jpg "I like dressed down, like, 99 percent of the time," waxed Petey-poo. "So that the 1 percent [dressed up] is really insane. Also, I'm, like, five foot one, so when girls are wearing heels, they're, like, gigantic…but then it's just something to conquer, I guess."
Boyfriend, you, Tom Cruise and Kevin Connolly could start a support group for that, already! (Although Pete seems more at peace with his diminutive stature than T.C., among other things.)
I asked P.W. whether he looks for someone shorter than him when dating. "I look for someone I can share clothes with, to be honest with you," he replied with a straight, as it were, puss. "That's probably my number one goal. Not really undergarments...well, maybe, I don't really know."
You don't say? Tell us more, mister! "Definitely jeans. I wear, like, 27, 28." Manorexic, much? "Sometimes I'll wear 25s, but you can see the outline of each individual pubic hair in the 25s." Pete always gives these crazy candid sound bitesâ€â€until I ask about his love life, of course.
http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20061114/102.simpson.ashlee.111406.jpg "Are you sharing jeans with Ashlee Simpson?" I attempted once again.
"We would definitely share jeans…we're just buddies, though," he deflected, real downy stuff. "No jean swapping."
I call big-time bulls--t! 'Cause I saw Ash 'n' Pete canoodling and holding hands inside Area just nanoseconds after this exchange. Ash was also getting friendly with Linds. The gals posed for pics together and hung at the same table for a bit. Perhaps the two are joining forces to fight against Paris?
Noticeably absent from the mix: sister Jessica, who was expected but never showed. Maybe she was upset about Nick and Vanessa's joint B-day bash at Social that went down the night before?
http://www.eonline.com/gossip/awful/index.jsp?uuid=67b0ff5e-3f15-4672-a3d1-19bdf7963bce&page=1