Things my mother taught me

[StargateGirl]

Someone faxed this to my job I thought it was funny....

Things My Mother Taught Me?

[1] My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...
"Just wait until your father gets home."

[2] My Mother taught me about RECEIVING...
"You are going to get it when we get home!"

[3] My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE...
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don't talk back to me!"

[4] My Mother taught me LOGIC...
"If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

[5] My Mother taught me to MEDICAL SCIENCE...
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

[6] My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD...
"If you don't p[arse] your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."

[7] My Mother taught me HUMOR...
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

[8] My Mother taught me to BECOME AN ADULT...
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

[9] My Mother taught me about GENETICS...
"You're just like your father."

[10] My Mother taught me about my ROOTS...
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"

[11] My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE...
"When you get to be my age, you will understang."

And last but not least...

[12] My Mother taught me about JUSTICE...
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out like you.... Then you'll see what it's like!"

[Gidget]

haha...i've heard the "you're just like your father" one before!